Attention Crawlers! We've added some delicious dungeon donuts you can put in your personal inventory. These tasty treats are suitable for the fluffiest of Princesses and the lowliest of Bodyguards (it's good to spoil them every once in a while so they stay in line). While they may not grant you any special bonuses to your stats, they will increase morale and we all know how critical that is the further down you delve. Each box has a Classic Princess Chonk, Black & White Burster, Spicy Pineapple Goblin-Gobbler, New Achievement Glazed, Mango Mongo, and everyone's favorite Dammit Donut!
So come on down to the nearest Safe Room and get a taste of these delectable delicacies; after all most of you pathetic humans are probably going to die before you get to the next level, so what have you got to lose? Nothing! [Each box comes with 2 sheets so you can share with another member of your party or selfishly hoard them all for yourself, you absolute menace you!]
